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The end of the line. |
Wednesday, January 18, 2023
I Don't Even Know Who the Expert Is..... Thanks 2022.
Friday, December 02, 2022
I Apologize for the Following Post, It seems the 'Run On Sentence' Style is the Only One Supported
Monday, November 07, 2022
Monday, October 24, 2022
Somebody Shot a Greenie!
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Small dog, smaller gun. |
Our opener was October 1st, two weeks earlier than normal and just in time to coincide with the most beautiful batch of fall weather that I have ever seen in North Idaho. Temps in the 70's and 80's every day for weeks. Blue sky and not a stitch of rain. Perfectly clear nights with a big bright moon. All the things you don't want for duck hunting. Of course we were out there every chance we got. I pared down the bag to just the essentials, 3 decoys, an extra pair of gloves, water and of course dog food. All of this made it easy to carry to whatever spot we ended up with and I added a new gun to the ranks, the lowly Marlin .410 I had loaned Clider when he broke his shoulder(?). We were ready for anything.
The pictures tell the story, no ducks flying, no ducks dying. What we did get was a beautiful first day out complete with a close encounter with big bull moose and his posse. A second day learning how far I could put decoys out on the Other Side without getting my boots pulled off by the mud. And today I got an unfortunate lesson in how piss poor a .410 is at shooting a Widgeon. On the plus side the weather has changed literally overnight. Last Thursday was 78 degrees and beautiful and Friday was cold with clouds moving in. It snowed on the mountains the next day and the cold rain has yet to stop. Hooray, duck weather is here.I'm sure we will be out again next day off I have but until then just know there's a new 'Expert' in town, and it ain't me.
GBCH
Saturday, October 08, 2022
It's Aboot Time!
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Spooky.... right? |
Vaccinations are done! Now I can bring the Little River Duck Dog out on hikes and walks that don't involve the backyard. We have been to the golf course, the airport, the golf course, the other side of the golf course and of course, the golf course. There are many different parts of the golf course to go for walks in and after 11 years of being 'The Golf Course Guy' I feel that going to the golf course is entirely my prerogative. On top of that the woods surrounding the course are chalk full of smells and wild animals. Bones have already been found. The airport is the other destination that is now open to us. Turns out there is quite a nice local dog park out there. Not too many dogs and lots of open space and water to explore. I'm sure we will go there more as the weather turns bad up higher in the mountains.
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"I'm here to ruin your great tee shot" Ladi. |
The gun shooting went much better. Clider, June and I went to the quarry to see if gunfire would be a problem that made me trade my new lovely puppy in for a kitten. Turns out I'll be keeping her. Good news all around. She didn't even flinch when Clider brought out the Retreiver 'R' Trainer (harken back to the 50's for a glimpse into 'Water Dog') and we fired off a few dummies progressively getting closer to the loudness. Next was the .410 and once again Ladi preformed admirably. I believe that the fact that June Bug was along for the fun was a major factor in the overall performance that she displayed. we kept the training short and kinda easy but the end result is that I feel good about bringing her to the hunting areas this Monday. Stay tuned...
GBCH
Wednesday, September 21, 2022
ladies and Gentlemen..... Mr. & Mrs. Cliffy!
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Married... Ya, Married... Geeze |
7 hours in the car later and we arrive to an empty house and a backyard full of distractions. See, Fred and The Lovely Rachel are off helping Cliffy and Mrs. Cliffy do marriage stuff and it's not until hours later that they show up and finally meet the greatest puppy that ever lived. By then she had already eaten a bunch of cherry tomatoes and a few overripe pears off the ground. I was dreading the next day as her little system has only been processing puppy chow and the occasional pinecone. The race to rid her mouth of potential problems would be a loosing battle the whole weekend. Turns out she is exponentially faster than I am and much more agile. She must have eaten 6 pears and countless tomatoes. Bad Dog!
The next day we (meaning mostly Rachel) played in the yard and tried to get the YaYa's out before I got to go to the wedding and get some time without a 24/7 distraction. After putting her to bed and then following a local 'Portland Residential Clean Up Person' (see pic #3) for a good solid block and a half at .007mph, we headed out to the wedding.
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The Dogfather |
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Captain Sum Ting Wong |
Tomorrow we are off to the Vet to get the last of her 3 shots. Finally it will be time to head out into the woods for smelling tours, water sports and likely wildlife encounters. Stay tuned.
GBCH
Wednesday, September 14, 2022
Don't Eat That!
Now as we are entering the fall and Ladi is growing I am beginning to look to my recreational future. While I'm sure we will be doing some rudimentary 'hunting' this year ski season is a huge question mark. Problem is my knee has finally come to the point where it hurts all the time. I can wrap it and get on with the day but from time to time I twist it just right and in addition to the pain, I have to limp around for a while before things crackle and pop their way back into shape. I'm thinking that a trip to the knee specialist is in my future. If the time to operate is coming that puts the mallacka on the ski season and beyond. (ATTN SKI FRENDS: if there is an operation prepare for the best ski season on record guaranteed!) Wish me luck. I am also enclosing a photo of the quiet moments of dog ownership that almost make all the other problems go away. Almost.
GBCH
Thursday, September 08, 2022
Puppy School Dropout
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My excitable dog |
Saturday, September 03, 2022
Still Alive After Fourteen Weeks
Today was also change of the bed linens day. I treated myself to some new flannels now that the weather is changing and I thought that Ladi might like a bit of change herself. So we spent $67,999 on adding a new room to her kennel. Now in addition to having a living room, she also has a bedroom. I think she will appreciate the extra space now that winter is coming. I hope her heating bill is not too difficult seeing as though the walls are very very thin.
In addition, notice the new bed. That's right, pure Shimano. I mean of course other dogs have it good, Waylon only drinks Fiji for Hestons sake. But Ladi now has the highest tech bed in town. Waterproof & breathable with an ergonomic side bolster, this is the dog bed that puppy dreams are made of. Thanks June-Bug for being such an obese cow of a dog. We appreciate you!Well, that's all on the dog front for now. Stay tuned as next week we will be filling in at the golf course for Tuesday shift. Seems that 'Going back to school' is an acceptable excuse to bail on your job. Way to have it your way children.
GBCH
Saturday, August 27, 2022
A Tale of Two Sally's
When I first met Paige she was living in a house with some, what I would describe as, unsavory characters. You know the kind. An artist, a fellow theatre worker and worst of all, a guy that worked at William Sonoma. Trouble to be sure. Also living there was a sweet lab named Chloe. She was a good dog and over time I heard how she had adopted her Sally toy as the one thing she would not destroy. I guess some dogs latch onto one thing in particular that gives them comfort and won't harm that thing all the while terminating any other toy that comes down the pike. So somehow, Sally survived.
Fast forward to the time that Chloe was no longer around and I noticed that Sally would soon be homeless. For whatever reason I took her with me when Paige and I moved into our first home. I don't really know what it was about Sally that made me bring her along in all the following years, all of our different homes and finally to the cabin that we live in now, but as time went on each time I saw Sally I figured it would be a nice bridge to the past to give her to the dog that someday I would like to have.
So here we are today. It turns out that we have a dog. She has her moments of being a 'good puppy' and I dug out Sally from the depths of the garage to see just how our puppy would react. Cautiously I gave Ladi the Sally toy and told her to be gentile. The last thing I wanted was for our dog to disrespect the memory of Chloe and go tearing up a 20+ year old toy I have been carrying around for her. Puppy teeth are sharp so I gave her time with Sally on a limited basis. She liked Sally and between the two of us we kept her safe.
I come home the other day and Paige tells me that she has found some dog toys online from the Peanuts Gang. She orders them and to my surprise they are exactly the same toys! Now Ladi has the whole gang to play with. Currently she seems to enjoy Lucy the most and Paige has wisely kept Linus from her. Linus looks a little scared to be mauled by puppy teeth anyway. I took this picture of two Sally's, form roughly 25 years apart, and hope that Chloe is happy and Ladi will find her favorite to play with for a long time.
GBCH
She's ok I Guess.
Well another week has passed and the puppy continues to grow and find new ways to both impress and aggravate me. This is the 12 1/2 pound picture. I look at this as a terrific chance to build my upper body strength due to all the times I have to lift her out of danger, out of an area she does not belong or just up into the truck. As she grows the workout gets harder. You may notice the dirty paws. This is from her digging a hole next to the pine tree. See, impressive digging skills, bad application. I hope my arms are jacked by the time I need to lift her out of the 8 foot deep hole.
Thursday, August 18, 2022
Birdy? Or Stone Cold Killer?
Last week as we played in the yard a small batch of razor sharp teeth jumped up and bit me through the lip. It was unprovoked. I never made any commentary about her lineage or spoke up about her less than perfect bathroom skills. Heck, I was only trying to play ball and then this happens. Now at work people look at me like I have a good old case of Herpes. Even though one of my youthful co-workers thinks I should be proud that a guy my age could 'pull the talent' for herpes, I would rather not get that look. I call foul.
Speaking of Fowl....
This week we had a day off and were playing in the house, trying not to fall victim to the aforementioned bathroom skills, and it turns out that the Cabin housekeeping skills are not as perfect as I thought. Ladi was scrounging around under our living room chair and pulled out a duck wing I thought was long gone. See, I used to snap off a wing for our Little Kitty. She was birdy AF too she certainly enjoyed playing with a wing or two in her youth. I just figured that my broom or vacuum would have found the wing in the 6 or so months since then. Well, after the wing was found it was on. Ladi was like Fred G after he shot his first bird. Jumping around and showing off her prize like she invented ducks and how to find one. It took me all of 2 seconds to realize I had to stop this before it got out of control. The wing now sits in the garage, waiting for the time when it will come in handy for duck training. We have to crawl before we can run after all.Stay tuned for more Ladi news and to see whether
or not I need some antibiotics to get rid of my new case of herpes.
GBCH
Thursday, August 11, 2022
Water Dog, And Other Adventures.
Ladi and I went again to the water today. Actually 'The Water' is more like 'The little End of the Stream' that empties out from the bottom of Government Gulch and makes some small pools and some shallow running water spots. It is the best area I have to introduce her to the water. I wish we lived at the beach or had a big house on the lake , but we can't all be like Uncle Dick. So instead we do the best we can which in our case means the stream. We have been a couple times before and every time she is a little more ready to jump in with all four. The first time I brought some tennis balls and a chair and sat in the stream and talked her in. She was a little tentative at first but soon was wading in and splashing around. As we were sitting there I saw something dark red under the water and I reached in and pulled out a pair of Smith ski goggles from under the water. Instant favorite. Forgot about all the tennis balls floating around and she decided that whatever these stinky muddy things that came from the bottom of the streambed was the best thing ever. I used that to get her almost all the way in but she's not quite ready.
Thursday, August 04, 2022
Well There It Is!
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The Majestic Ladi |
Last Sunday I took a road trip through the central Idaho and Oregon to the town of Cove. There I met the nice folks at Forest Cove Tollers and left with this little bundle of puppiness. About 45 seconds into our trip she pooped in her kennel in the back seat of my truck, welcome to the family. After a qiuck stop to clean up we were back on the road. It's a long trip and I was expecting a lot of whining and some barking to accompany me for the next 5 hours, heck, the man who sold me the pup even gave me a set of earplugs to go with. Turns out although there was some general noise made on her part she was mostly a 'good dog' for the majority of the ride. We stopped a couple times along the way for breaks but basically the trip was easy-peasey. A good start.
She slept mostly through the night and only required one late night trip outside, something which most people said would be impossible. When we woke up for good and I carried her outside for play time and as we were leaving the back door a familiar sound came over us. There were a V of geese flying right over my house. I never see geese this early and this particular V was literally right over my house. If it was in-season you could have taken a shot. I looked up in wonder and decided on the spot that this was a great omen. Ladi, for her part, was looking around to see where the sound came from but she did not look up so I have nobody to confirm this event.
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Chilling at the Vet. Arrrgh. |
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Can you spare a treat for a cripple? |
Today Clider and June Bug stopped by to have a meet and greet and both of the girls got along great. By great I mean they pretty much didn't care about each other. June wanted to play ball and Ladi was more interested in what was behind the hot tub but at the very least Clider and I had a nice chat. We seldom see each other in the summertime and he is off on a 2 week work trip but we have made a plan to have the future duck blind buddies get together again soon. Later today we go and meet the crew at Galena Ridge and maybe, just maybe, if we are lucky go play on some real live golf course turf. Probably not though. Stay tuned for more adventures.
GBCH
Saturday, July 30, 2022
It's Time!
I'm sitting here in the relative coolness of the cabin while the oppressive heat from the sun burns my lawn and toasts all my flowers. But do I care? No! Because tomorrow I go to pick up the new Puppy. The breeder is about a 5 hour drive from my house but I'm taking the long way and enjoying the scenery along the way. My route should take me through Lewiston & Clarkston, Walla Walla and the Wallowa Mountains. All places I have never been to before (Actually P.T. and I camped briefly at Wallowa Lake years ago but it was all at night and dark out). The scenic voyage should take about an hour longer but will be well worth it. The truck is comfortable and has icy A/C so the 100+ temps won't affect me until the radiator blows up in the No Cell Service area of the Idaho Oregon border. Hooray!
Monday morning I go to meet with the nice folks at Forest Cove Tollers and finally get to learn which one of the 13 little sausages is mine. I spoke with Steve the owner many times and he seems to have a system to determine which of the pups are the 'birdiest' and from there he determines which pup goes to what home. My understanding is that they have some homes for hunting, some for agility, some for service animals and some for just all around pets. I figure he knows a lot more than I do about which will make the best hunters but not knowing which puppy is mine for the last few weeks is tough. If you go to their website and look at the pictures they are all adorable but all different with the coloring and markings. All I really hope for is a lot of white on the underbelly which should help in the Tolling aspect of hunting (Again, look it up. Do I have to tell you people everything?) Of course it doesn't really matter which one I get, she will be the 4th best dog ever to grace the H7HT blinds. Clyde, Peat, Waylon and June are all pioneers in the quest to retrieve birds that we shoot, and Ladi should be no different. Of course I plan to be The Expert in perpetuity from here on out because somehow maybe my shooting skills will improve just by knowing that I don't have to go into the icy cold water to get all my hen Widgeons. Maybe.
Well anyway, stay tuned for more groundbreaking information aboot our newest member. I should be back in town on Monday night and by the time I get rested up and out for the 21st potty break I should be able to get at least one picture up of the new heartbreaker.
GBCH
Saturday, July 09, 2022
Well, well, well. I'm Back!
Hey friends, it's me Bob D.
I'm back and ready to resume my position as the poster with the most-er. Stay with me here as I get all of you up to date on the recent happening's, on new events and what I am about to drop on you.
I am getting a puppy!
I know what you are saying. "Holy Heston Bob D, you are finally getting the dog you have been talking aboot for years?" Yes. But first let's explore the reasons why this is the venue I have announced this grand news on.
A bunch of 50 year olds have told me that Faceofbooks and Instantgram are all the rage with the youngsters these days but for a long time members of the H7HT always got the word to the street on this very blog. We told you aboot all of the trials and tribulations of our hunting exploits in long form, with many more than 40 characters and sometimes more backstory and explanations than you may have wanted. Sure, we might be longwinded but it turns out some of you liked it. Sometimes we even created poetry and songs and catchphrases that we hoped you might like. But then that day came when we realized that nobody, NOBODY, actually read the blog. We believed that we were doing this just for ourselves, and the time we put in to create a posting that we hoped would connect with all our thousands of readers, turned out to be just something that was a giant waste of time. For Heston's sake, we could be out scouting rather than typing away in the 'hunt and peck' method just to entertain ourselves. So, the day came when we adapted to the times and used our amazing social media skills to put pictures on thefaceofbooks so that people would know how amazing our hunting skills are. It seemed that the days of the Blog were dead.
So here I am today knowing that this was all a lie. People actually not only read the blog, but liked it! I spent a couple weeks back East with some old friends and they all lamented the dissolution of the Blog. Turns out that old people actually enjoy the story. They like to read. They seem to want to hear aboot Tom Foolery and disappointment and all the ways we fail in our duck hunting trips. Many of them even said we should start up again. Who knew?
So, without further adieu, I announce today that I am getting a puppy. A purebred Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retreiver. And I will use this blog as the space to vomit out all the useless information about raising this dog for tolling (look it up. Come on, I can't tell you everything can I?) and the joys and downfalls and highs and lows of being and old guy with a new best friend. Stay tuned......
Friday, October 22, 2021
It's almost time for the retirement swaray!
After 10 years this man is calling it. Overheard saying:
"Many a year logged, many a shity glove, many a days of no duck. I'm tired, so very tired."
Thursday, February 04, 2021
Final Day Idaho:
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Sunday, January 31, 2021
The End 2020-2021
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