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HA! It is me, Greenie, I'm back. I have returned from France where I have been eating cheese and smoking cigarettes using my thumb and pinky talons. I also learned how to surrender and bad mouth America all while smelling like shit.

Something else I learned while I was away is that you hunters are stupid. I already knew that but sometimes it take a Frenchman to point out the obvious. Anyway, I will spend the next few months working out and taking massive quantities of steroids so that I may eaisily avoid your poorly placed decoys and crappy shooting skills. No matter, your Italian guns are worthless against my powers of ridicule and scorn.

Good luck losers.
I quack in your general direction.