HA! It I Greenie and I RULE!
You stupid hunters are all alike. Giving up on killing me because you know I am so superior to you and your pitiful attempts at taking me down. Nice try this year but as you know I am faster and stronger than ever before. Don't I look happy and peaceful sitting at my vacation home in Cabo San Duckus? We are all here laughing at you and your "Big Man" waders, your bright blue chair and your stolen duck call. That's right, it was was I Greenie who took it. Ha ha ha. Good luck honing your skills at trap and skeet. I will be eating free bread from PETA members and shitting on your golf courses in no time.
I quack in your general direction.
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