Guest editor

HA! It is I Greenie, and I rule!

I see you ignorant hunters have missed me once again. Although you recently took my best friend and confidant, Philippe, I am now keeping his widow company at my Villa in Cabo Wabo. I have enclosed a picture of the two of us showing you the only angle you will ever see, our French Canadian asses. Look at how fat I have become eating the bread of all these stupid American tourists. Like all Americans they are too slow to catch me and too stupid to know they are only making me stronger. Speaking of photos, I found your camera at the bottom of the river and am now using it to take pictures of all the fine hens here in Cabo. No doubt they are also some of the many members of my extended family you missed with your puny Italian guns. Nice shooting losers! Untill next season.......I quack in your general direction.
I am Greenie, and I RULE!