Sunday, September 14, 2008

Pop Quiz



Back in 1986 I, Robert DaFolder, met some very unsavory characters. All of the people pictured here are attendees of the Institution of Less than Higher Learning of Green Mountain College. They all share many things in common but the one that draws them all together in a week or so is that they all know the man known as "The Brother".

Now some of you have heard of the Brother. Some of you may even know the Brother personally. But one thing that should come as a shock to everyone is that the Brother is getting married. Yes, married.

If you were to ask all the men pictured here about the Brother I'm sure they all would have a story or two to tell. Some of them touching, some of them funny, some of them debaucherous, and perhaps most of them downright scary. But the one thing that would tie them together is the Brother always stood by them, and we all stood by the Brother.

Shortly I will be flying out to the tiny hamlet of Block Island to witness the marriage of the Brother to a potentially un-suspecting young lady named Kira. She seems like a fine woman and I'm sure she comes equipped with a big heart and healthy appreciation for good times. And while the goal of the Brother is to make an honest woman of this lady, mine is somewhat different.

This brings us to today's pop quiz.

Picture #1
Jenny X. Many of you have read about the Legend of Jenny X right here in the pages of this very Blog. The marksman, the trap champ, the inventor of the polo shirt, the bass fishing champ and the first skier to be classified as 'extreme'.

Picture #2
Ned 'Hocker Lock' Flemke. Ned has the dubious distinction of TWICE semi-committing to come out and hunt with the world renown HOY7 hunting team, and never followed through. Newly free from an oppressive marriage and the owner of a pair of skis that makes him able to ski powder without having the skills, Ned is a force not only on the golf course but also the pool table.


Picture # 3
Bubba 'Bubstien' Quehl. As we all know from the pages of this Blog, Don't be like Bubba Quehl.

Picture #4
Al 'Jalikakick' Stewart. Al and I have been separated for far too long so the only thing I have to say is....... "Shut Up, No;... Shut Up, Shut the fuck Up" followed by a loud
whistle. The last words I coherently remember Al saying before I passed out in the ditch.

So anyway,
Today's Pop Quiz.

How many of these losers will I crush next week?

Please answer in the comment section below along with your name. Remember there will be a prize for the correct answer. It will be substantial.

GBCH

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

T to the B of the G!!! EDXtreme.

Bob said...

WRONG!
Please try again.

Anonymous said...

My guess is all of them...but you left Bill off of that list...you aren't going to give him a free pass because he's getting married are you?