Monday, April 10, 2006

Check yourself before you wreck yourself



Holy crap. Steven Seagal has created a line of energy drinks. If you drink them it makes you act like a kung foo wannabe and think you are "all that". The next thing you know people will be pointing at you and saying "what a loser, how pathetic."

So remember to go right out and buy a case of Steven Seagals energy drink. If nothing else, when you run out of clay pigeons you can throw them up in the air and shoot them.

Man, I hate Steven Seagal.

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