Saturday, July 28, 2012

Almost Time Bob

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On Wednesday morning, Junior Mendoza repeated a pre-hunt ritual unique to Louisiana coastal waterfowlers: He packed fishing rods into his duck boat. "There's always reds in the ponds, and with this tide up, they'll be everywhere," Mendoza said as he prepared for the morning hunt in the Myrtle Grove marsh. "And, for that matter, we've been catching specks, flounder and bass, too.
Like many south Louisiana duck hunters, Junior Mendoza never heads for the duck pond without packing a few fishing rods.
"You know, when you tell guys from up north you always take fishing rods on your duck-hunting trips, they think you're crazy. But this is another reason why we say this is the sportsman's paradise: We can shoot ducks and catch fish from our duck blinds."
The reason that boast can be made, of course, is that the local duck season happens to occur in the great estuary of the Mississippi river, one of the most productive wetland ecosystems in the world. It is part of the wider habitat used by 70 percent of the continent's migratory waterfowl as a winter home or a resting spot for further southward travel.
Certainly our deltas are not what they used to be. In fact, about half of the wetlands we had just 70 years ago have been lost to the forces of river levees, canal dredging for oil, gas and shipping, and accelerated sea level rise due to global warming. But the fact that it remains so productive in its diminished and declining state is simply more testimony to what we have been destroying.
There's no greater evidence of that than the tradition local sportsmen call "blast and cast" -- they hunt until the ducks stop flying, then search for limits of redfish, speckled trout, flounder or bass in those same wetlands.
And there are few places where that tradition is more rewarding than in the brackish marshes around Myrtle Grove. The reds that are thick there year-round are joined in the cooler-weather months by speckled trout and flounder. And the healthy population of largemouth bass that can be hard to find in the thick grasses of summer are now easier to locate and hungry.
Mendoza had long made blast and cast a staple of his weekends during his first career as a school principal, then in his second career as human resources director for Jefferson Parish. Now it has become an integral part of his third career: fishing and hunting guide.
map-topspot-111811.jpg"Look, if you love duck hunting and fishing equally like I do, then you just don't leave the camp without rods," said Mendoza, who has named his new business Shallow Water Charters.
True to that commandment, his duck boat typically carries four rods, each loaded with either a gold spoon, plastic cockahoe with a gold spinner blade, a chatter bait or a plastic lizard.
"I'm ready for anything," he said. "When we've finished with the ducks, we're ready to go after reds or specks or bass.
"And, you know what? There's plenty of all of those in that marsh this time of year."
And that's why a south Louisiana duck hunter always packs a fishing rod -- or four -- in his boat.

Friday, July 27, 2012

The Man Can't Wait!


Can someone help this brother out?




Carzy Andy and Cliffy. Separated at birth?



WHY?

Why do they do this to me every year?  For Heston's sake it's in the 90's here, a veritable heat wave.(85 last night at the time of the picture when I picked these out of the box at 8:45)  Not only did they send a catalog for my library, but one to bring to work and hide under the counter so that I can sneak a peek between every fat, goofy pants golfer too.  What's a folder to do?

Dog ears.  Everything I need for the upcoming season now has a dog ear on the page.  Page 15, Hot Buy Mallards.  Page 38 Mojo replacement parts.  Page 48, RNT Go Green Decal.  Page 61, decoy retriever (not Tollers, T.J.)  Page 84, Browning High Noon spotlight.  Page 128, Macks all season breathable wader. And that's just what I found today!  What in the name of Heston happens when I look at this in the library tomorrow morning?  Late for work maybe?

So here's my dilemma, and the dilemma of every red blooded H7HT member sweltering in the late July heat.  3 months.  3 months to go before we can think of all the cool mornings in the blind. 4 months till the cold ones.  This is not fair.

GBCH

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

jUsT cHExkInG iN bEyOTCHES!!






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What the He'll Is Going On?



Coconut Joe?
Bruce's brother Randy?
George Jefferson?

Seriously?

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Because 'They Care'

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I open my mailbox today and inside I find this.  Sealed inside a Postal Service envelope is my Ducks Unlimited gift for renewing my membership last month.  Only problem is the limited edition, ultra special, perfectly toned and pitched custom duck call that was to be my free gift, is nowhere to be found.  In fact I can see exactly where it was ripped from the envelope and freed to the postal employee who felt like getting a new duck call.  Just like the one I wanted!

I read the back and especially enjoyed the message that said, basically: "We are aware that whatever was inside is no longer inside, but we took the time to put your busted envelope inside another envelope so that nothing else can escape.  Have a great day."

So, being as I was going to the Post Office to mail off a package today, I brought it along.  When I showed it to the nice lady behind the counter she confirmed what I expected.  The duck call is gone and, well, it's just gone.  She then asked me if I wanted insurance on the package I was sending.  "No thanks, I have nothing but confidence it will get there" I say with just a touch of irony.

GBCH

Monday, July 23, 2012

Yes, it's a 1948 motor.  And yes, I bought it form a redneck in a trailer park.  So even though it ran well enough to get us form the boat launch to the island and back I was still circumspect that it needed work.  I bought a book called 'Cheap Outboards: The Beginner's Guide to Making an Old Motor Run Forever.'
That's where the fun began. 


Chapter 2 talked about what old outboard not to buy and lo and behold, there it was.  The 1948 Hiawatha.  Originally sold by Gimbels. Seems that the OMC Motor Co. manufactured both Envinrude and Johnson motors and also made motors for just about every department store and auto parts dealer under different names.  Envinrude and Johnson live on today and parts are available in spades but the Hiawatha brand has the distinction of having no parts in common with any other OMC brands.  Lucky me.  


So today I went through the motor as best I could and looked at all the things that could easily be replaced.  Plugs, OK. Gas lines and plug lines, OK.  Grease ports, OK.  Screws that turn, OK.  Gas cap, OK.
So here I am wondering when something will go wrong. According to the book I bought it's only a matter of time before the impeller or the magneto/points blow up in a cloud of parts/smoke. Only one thing to do....


Camo paint!  That's right, I painted the top of the motor.  At the very least it made me feel better that when it leaves me stranded in the middle of the lake I can feel good that it will blend well with the rest of the boat I'm rowing towards the nearest shore. Wish me luck as tomorrow is the next trip.  We will be putting in at Miedimont and heading upriver towards the lower Killarney outlet, an area supposedly rich in early season ducks.  I will scout out the potential and hope for an easy ride back to the truck.  Heston Bless Us.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Hiawatha, not just a Native American

In fact, it's the new motor for the H7HT boat.  An early 50's Hiawatha 5hp motor to be exact.  They were produced by Gale (OMC) and sold by Gamble-Skogmo Auto and Department store.  This fine example now powers the boat to a rollicking top speed of 'brisk walk'.




Sold my extra set of golf clubs to a coworker, got a few tips from happy customers, looked on Craigslist and found this beauty in Post Falls ID.  After driving through the trailer hood I found the mobile home with the red door.  Guy comes out covered in tats and big gauge earrings followed by a snively 2 year old.  I must be in the right place! Lo and behold the thing runs and for a mere $125 it's mine and took us on a successful trip out to Popcorn Island on Killarney Lake.  First we even powered up river for a while to be sure it would run against the current and it eaisily bested the 2hp my neighbor and I tried last month.  Next up I plan to change the plugs and give it a nice lube, check the impeller and paint it a dull green to fool that punk Greeenie.  Then we are off to the river to search for new spaces to slay.  Praise Heston!

Sunday, July 08, 2012

Ode to Coconut Joe

I remember how you used to shuffle
through my backyard on your way to use my hose
and the simple grace of your stagger

Standing in the road waiting
for the ride I never gave
only memories now, never to witness again

What happened to you years ago
when you turned the corner from normal
to your status as the town crazy-man for all to see

Now I will never know
never ask
never hear

I can only believe that now you are there
the place where you are young and spry and chipper
and your walk is brisk

Goodbye Coconut Joe
we will miss you
in certain ways

Wednesday, July 04, 2012

Happy Birthday America!

We Can't Forget

It isn't a Fourth of July with out this klasic.
God Bless America and Chucker.



Tuesday, July 03, 2012

The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (FWS) released its preliminary report today on breeding ducks and habitats, based on surveys conducted in May and early June. Total populations were estimated at 48.6 million breeding ducks in the surveyed area. This estimate represents a 7 percent increase over last year's estimate of 45.6 million birds, and is 43 percent above the 1955-2010 long-term average. This year's estimate is a record high and is only the sixth time in the survey's history that the total duck population exceeded 40 million.
"Early indications were that the mild and dry conditions experienced across North America this past fall and winter would negatively impact spring pond conditions and allow increases in grassland conversion rates, ultimately impacting nesting efforts this season," said Ducks Unlimited Chief Scientist Dale Humburg. "Strong returning duck populations and late spring precipitation have brightened prospects for 2012 duck production. If nesting and brood-rearing conditions are favorable over the next few months, we could see another strong fall flight."
Of the 10 species traditionally reported, nine were similar to or increased in number from 2011. Two species (northern pintail and American wigeon) remained below their long-term average. Mallards, northern shovelersblue-winged teal and scaup were bright spots on this year's survey. For the first time since 1999, mallard populations have exceeded 10 million. Northern shovelers and bluewings again reached record highs (5.0 and 9.2 million, respectively). Scaup numbers showed improvement and are above 5 million for the first time since 1991. Scaup numbers showed improvement and are above 5 million for the first time since 1991, but still remain below the North American Waterfowl Management Plan (NAWMP) population goal. Only three species—northern pintailAmerican wigeon and scaup—remain below NAWMP goals.