Thursday, May 18, 2006

Guest Editor


Hey bitches,
It's me, Greenie, again. I'm droping you all a line to let you know that I have sucessfully bred a whole bunch of little ducklings for this year. They are swimming around right now in the waters of your golf courses and eating lots of grasses and algee so that they may take a big dookie on the fairway for your ball to land in. Then they will be big and strong so that when you empty your shitty guns trying to kill them they will fly by at warp speed. Some of them may turn around and fly back in order to taunt you and let you know what kind of losers you are. I will personally teach them that trick you stupid jerks. Ha Ha Ha. I quack in your general direction.

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