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HA! I am Greenie and I rule.

Here it is over a month into the season and still I am worth $10. That is because you ignorant hunters do not have the skill and fortitude to take me out of the sky. Your worthless Italian guns and pitiful attempt at concealment are no match for my walnut sized brain. I will evade your 3 1/2" shells like they contain nothing more than rice crispys and fly past you so fast you can not even see me. Good luck getting that 10 spot, loser bitches.

I quack in your general direction.