Thursday, November 02, 2006

Shotgun Methodology By Fred G.



No, not that kind.

This is a pictoral demonstration of the proper way to do a shotgun.

-Chose an easy drinkin beer like a Budweiser, the king of beers.

-Use your car keys to poke a hole in the bottom side of the can. ( Keep the keys handy so you can drive later)

-Lift the hole in the can to your mouth.

-Pull the trigger.

-Drink the whole thing without spilling any on your two collar shirts or the 'M' watch.

-Belch.

-Repeat.


3 comments:

Greenie said...

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Greenie said...

white izod underneath and polo on top......sweeeeeeeeeet!

Anonymous said...

Didn't I arrest your friend?