The History of Jenny X. Part XII

I recently received some photos from H7HT member and New Hampshire redneck Jenny X. As no text accompanied these photos I will create the only possible story that could go along with them.

"Dear Bob & Fred.
I have once again blazed a trail towards the future of duck hunting as it stands today. As you already know I have a boat, a Browning over-under & not 1 but 2 local gun clubs, along with many National and International awards. This, however, is my greatest contribution to the world of duck hunting ever and I wanted to share it with you at the H7HT Blog first. This season in response to your posting of the nearly impossible 'duck in the bag' shot I have created and perfected the newest in precision shooting techniques."

"Here is how we do it. My faithful retriever Ruger (also a world champion on many many levels) stands in the water among just a few blocks and one motorized attention grabbing decoy. Depending on wind speed and direction I carefully load the proper shell, one I have reloaded myself, into my gun. Waiting for the perfect altitude and trajectory I shoot down the duck with one perfectly placed shot and it falls from the sky. Now here's the tricky part. Ruger stands in the water and opens his mouth. The massive banded Greenie I just shot lands squarely between his teeth and he takes two steps and hands it to me. We then repeat this process 6 more times untill I limit out over the course of 20 minutes. Pretty sweet eh?"

"Just thought you would like to hear of this first before I take my newly created show on the road with the OLN channel. They are taking us on a multi Nation tour to show other less gifted hunters such as yourselfs, how to maximize their potential. Perhaps when we are in the Portland area I will stop in to chastize you on you minimal duck counts and let you pet my dog."

All my best,
Jenny X.