Friday, April 23, 2010
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Things in my neighborhood
Off-road trails. Yesterday we attempted to find an elusive high mountain lake just down the road from our cabin. We loaded up Big Betty with some sandwiches and headed out to Big Creek. Soon after we passed the Sunshine Mine (the home of a 1972 mine disaster that claimed 91 lives, more on that later) the road turned to gravel and eventually a 4X4 trail.
A few miles up the trail we were defeated by snow covering the road and could not access the lake, a shame considering how
close we were. It was a good shake down run for the 4X4 capabilities of Big Betty. She seemed to be in her element up in the back woods hills and of course after only one time driving off-road I am now an Expert at this too. As we sat by an Elk camp and ate our sa
mmys we vowed to try again next month after the snow melted all the way. All in all a beautiful way to spend the afternoon.GBCH
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Impending doom.......
With only about a month to go until the annual H7HT fishing trip I have to wonder, Am I ready for this?
The first year it was Cliffy who happened to be the, well lets just call it the "most festive" one. Last year it was clearly Fred. This is my year. I'm already attempting to think of how to out-do all the Tom Foolery that has happened in the past years. Maybe I should just start drinking now. Maybe I shouldn't even bring a fishing pole. Maybe I should wear a bra on my head, who knows. The good news is the possibilities are
endless.
Monday, April 05, 2010
I KNEW IT !!!!
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches. Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
What Causes Anatidaephobia?
As with all phobias, the person coping with Anatidaephobia has experienced a real-life trauma. For the anatidaephobic individual, this trauma most likely occurred during childhood.
Perhaps the individual was intensely frightened by some species of water fowl. Geese and swans are relatively well known for their aggressive tendencies and perhaps the anatidaephobic person was actually bitten or flapped at. Of course, the Far Side comics did little to minimize the fear of being watched by a duck.
While we may be tempted to smile at the memory of those comics or at the mental image of being watched by a duck, for the anatidaephobic person, that fear is uncontrollable. Whatever the cause, the anatidaephobic person can experience emotional turmoil and anxiety that is completely disruptive to daily functioning.
What Are the Symptoms of Anatidaephobia?
The symptoms of Anatidaephobia vary from person to person. Some people, when confronted with their fear, may feel slightly uncomfortable, become nauseated or begin to perspire. Others are so severely compromised by this phobia, that they experience crippling anxiety and/or panic attacks.
Other symptoms of Anatidaephobia can include:
A Dry Mouth
Gasping or Shortness of Breath
Muscle Tension
Overall Trembling
Hyperventilation
Feeling Out of Control
Feeling Trapped and Unable to Escape
Overwhelming Feeling of Impending Disaster
How Is Anatidaephobia Diagnosed?
The vast majority of cases of Anatidaephobia are self-diagnosed. The individual realizes that their fear of being watched by a duck is irrational and is severely interfering with their ability to function on a daily basis.
What Causes Anatidaephobia?
As with all phobias, the person coping with Anatidaephobia has experienced a real-life trauma. For the anatidaephobic individual, this trauma most likely occurred during childhood.
Perhaps the individual was intensely frightened by some species of water fowl. Geese and swans are relatively well known for their aggressive tendencies and perhaps the anatidaephobic person was actually bitten or flapped at. Of course, the Far Side comics did little to minimize the fear of being watched by a duck.
While we may be tempted to smile at the memory of those comics or at the mental image of being watched by a duck, for the anatidaephobic person, that fear is uncontrollable. Whatever the cause, the anatidaephobic person can experience emotional turmoil and anxiety that is completely disruptive to daily functioning.
What Are the Symptoms of Anatidaephobia?
The symptoms of Anatidaephobia vary from person to person. Some people, when confronted with their fear, may feel slightly uncomfortable, become nauseated or begin to perspire. Others are so severely compromised by this phobia, that they experience crippling anxiety and/or panic attacks.
Other symptoms of Anatidaephobia can include:
A Dry Mouth
Gasping or Shortness of Breath
Muscle Tension
Overall Trembling
Hyperventilation
Feeling Out of Control
Feeling Trapped and Unable to Escape
Overwhelming Feeling of Impending Disaster
How Is Anatidaephobia Diagnosed?
The vast majority of cases of Anatidaephobia are self-diagnosed. The individual realizes that their fear of being watched by a duck is irrational and is severely interfering with their ability to function on a daily basis.
B. DaFolder
Why yes, it is my Birthday today. These are from my Sweetie. What's your excuse for not sending these to me?
Saturday, April 03, 2010
Happy Easter
So there I (Cliffy) am, kickin' it on the Bunny Trail strokin' my 9. When along comes my holme boy Peter.
I say, "Yo Peter. Sup ni".
Peter, "Aw, you know, just hippity along the trail G. Pickin' up the biatches, lickin' some fur."
Cliffy, "Shiiiiiiii. I'm witcha there man. Yo, check out my Sig. It's the bomb yo. I'm homing in on the sight in case I see Greenie flyin' by throwing signs."
Peter, "You wouldn't be talkin' 'bout my Cuz Greenie?"
BOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!
That's right Greenie!!! Your cousin's F'in dead and YOU'RE NEXT!!!!!!!!!
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