Guest Editor.

HA! It is I Greenie, and I RULE!

I read with amusement your posting about your so called 'reunion 2010'. By now you must know that I am just playing with you and laughing at your weak shooting skills. That's right, I flew into your decoy spread with every intention of eluding you. Surely you don't think that I would fall for the pitiful attempt at realism you tried to display. Fail! I spotted the poor decoy set from a mile away and knew it could only be one set of stinking hunters. You.

Imagine my surprise when you had the nerve to take a shot at me while I was touching down to crap in the middle of your lifeless impostors. Being that you were using only 2 3/4" shells I was able to shake off the barrage and continue on like nothing happened. The feathers I left behind were nothing more than my calling card. I hope you liked them as that is all you will ever take from me.

I'm thinking about making my way down to Oregon, or maybe staying here in Idaho, just to laugh at your haphazard hunting skills. Wherever I turn up rest assured that I will be the Kahn to your Kirk. The wet foot to your wader. The broken lighter to your fresh pack of smokes. I am Greenie, and I RULE!