Top 7 Ways To Insure Ducks

1. Fuel Up
2. Stare at the back of your eye lids
3. Shake hands with Mr. Johnson
4. Grab a mosquito repellent
5. Wrap your lips around a sippy cup
6. Capture the moment in time
7. Have a long distant relations with your fingers

(#3 and #5 are not to be confused with each other)