Last Will and Testament

I'm so pretty

I Greenie here by give my last will and testament.  Being tomorrow is the last day of the season one of you bastards might get lucky and cill me.  That is a good one huh?  I'm only pulling your proverbial leg bitches.  There is no way one of you lame ass bitches could take me down.  Listen here's the truth, let me lay it on ya.  I'm still in town, as a matter of fact I saw Fred G's. fat ass walking around the reservoir this morning, wearing his orange shoes, all though very stylish very GAY!  I saw him mouth wide open and drooling as he "power walked" around and around astonished by all of us just hanging out.  I'll bet he's eating a banana right now.  Tomorrow is our duck song, come Monday we will be partying like it's 2005, all though I really don't know anyone that old, at least no hen's, heh heh heh, you get my drift.  I would wish you luck for tomorow but how would that look?  I quack in your general direction.