Friday, February 27, 2009
A disturbing sign.
I recently saw this sign on my trip to Colorado. Many people might recognize this sign for what it is, a marker for caution in the upcoming terrain of the Arapaho Basin ski area. There is one person, however, that would see this a different way. That person of course is Jenny X. Jenny is thinking that it stands for him and his extreme way of life. I hate to be the one to break it to you Jennifer, it's not.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
That Crazy Andy......
Kevin and I have crossed the border from Cambodia into Vietnam. The beach area of Cambodia was nice, but I did catch a stomach bug and that made traveling in a hot bus for hours a little miserable.
It was amazing crossing the border and seeing the difference....we went from a very free society to the communist goverment.....but we also went from dusty dirt roads and a lot of poverty to paved roads and a richer country with less poverty.
This area is the mekong delta area and sees a few tourists who usually do a package tour from Saigon about 9 hours from the border.......so we were treated to an unique experience staying in the local towns along the way....locals staring at us...and kids yelling helloooo!
We are a few hours from Saigon now....and have seen 3 floating markets, down a home stay on an island on the Mekong, and logged a bunch of hours on river trips.....usually not more then 5 to 10 dollars.....hotels about 5 -7 dollars.....and meals for about 1-3 dollars, so staying in budget has been very easy
I have about 4-5 days in Saigon before heading back to Bangkok for a couple of days....this trip is flying by!
Once again...I hope things are going well back home,
andy
Sunday, February 08, 2009
Now That Hunting Season Is Over......
I got Me a Part Time Job
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be sure to send them my way. Thanks.
Tuesday, February 03, 2009
Monday, February 02, 2009
The History of Jenny X. Part XII
I recently received some photos from H7HT member and New Hampshire redneck Jenny X. As no text accompanied these photos I will create the only possible story that could go along with them.
"Dear Bob & Fred.
I have once again blazed a trail towards the future of duck hunting as it stands today. As you already know I have a boat, a Browning over-under & not 1 but 2 local gun clubs, along with many National and International awards. This, however, is my greatest contribution to the world of duck hunting ever and I wanted to share it with you at the H7HT Blog first. This season in response to your posting of the nearly impossible 'duck in the bag' shot I have created and perfected the newest in precision shooting techniques."
"Here is how we do it. My faithful retriever Ruger (also a world champion on many many levels) stands in the water among just a few blocks and one motorized attention grabbing decoy. Depending on wind speed and direction I carefully load the proper shell, one I have reloaded myself, into my gun. Waiting for the perfect altitude and trajectory I shoot down the duck with one perfectly placed shot and it falls from the sky. Now here's the tricky part. Ruger stands in the water and opens his mouth. The massive banded Greenie I just shot lands squarely between his teeth and he takes two steps and hands it to me. We then repeat this process 6 more times untill I limit out over the course of 20 minutes. Pretty sweet eh?"
"Just thought you would like to hear of this first before I take my newly created show on the road with the OLN channel. They are taking us on a multi Nation tour to show other less gifted hunters such as yourselfs, how to maximize their potential. Perhaps when we are in the Portland area I will stop in to chastize you on you minimal duck counts and let you pet my dog."
All my best,
Jenny X.
"Dear Bob & Fred.
I have once again blazed a trail towards the future of duck hunting as it stands today. As you already know I have a boat, a Browning over-under & not 1 but 2 local gun clubs, along with many National and International awards. This, however, is my greatest contribution to the world of duck hunting ever and I wanted to share it with you at the H7HT Blog first. This season in response to your posting of the nearly impossible 'duck in the bag' shot I have created and perfected the newest in precision shooting techniques."
"Here is how we do it. My faithful retriever Ruger (also a world champion on many many levels) stands in the water among just a few blocks and one motorized attention grabbing decoy. Depending on wind speed and direction I carefully load the proper shell, one I have reloaded myself, into my gun. Waiting for the perfect altitude and trajectory I shoot down the duck with one perfectly placed shot and it falls from the sky. Now here's the tricky part. Ruger stands in the water and opens his mouth. The massive banded Greenie I just shot lands squarely between his teeth and he takes two steps and hands it to me. We then repeat this process 6 more times untill I limit out over the course of 20 minutes. Pretty sweet eh?"
"Just thought you would like to hear of this first before I take my newly created show on the road with the OLN channel. They are taking us on a multi Nation tour to show other less gifted hunters such as yourselfs, how to maximize their potential. Perhaps when we are in the Portland area I will stop in to chastize you on you minimal duck counts and let you pet my dog."
All my best,
Jenny X.
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