Merry Christmas

Heston rest ye HOY7 Hunting Team
Let no Ducks die today
For this shall be the only time
To cut back on when we slay

Fred's knee is shot
He's out for weeks
And Bob D. works all days

O' tidings of comfort and Hoys
Southern Comfort and Hoys
O' tidings of comfort and Hoys


Greenie's safe we have to break
Let others have their fun
Because you know when we return
Their hunting will be done

We are the Best
We've always been
We're fastest with the gun


O' tidings of comfort and Hoys
Southern Comfort and Hoys
O' tidings of comfort and Hoys


So friends of ours relax this week
Enjoy your Christmas day
And if you're Jewish worry not
Cause being a Jews' OK

Kick back at home
And have a drink
Remember Hestons' ways

O' tidings of comfort and Hoys
Southern Comfort and Hoys
O' tidings of comfort and Hoys