Friday, June 08, 2012
Clayton the Soverign Citizen
Seems like old friend of the H7HT Clayton, has been up to 'Upgrade Camp'. Knowing full well that his aim may be compromised by zombies or homeless guys rushing his SR-71 Outback, he has upgraded the fleet. He tells me that all his short range weapons now have the extra accuracy powers of laser sighting. Laser sighting! Just like the secret service or Captain Kirk, Clayton now uses lasers to take out bad guys. Lets just hope that we stay in the 'good guy' category.
Also, the last time I checked he only had 1 sidearm. But now I see how, much like the homeless guy on the corner of 39th and Sandy, I have underestimated him. Multiple sidearms are protecting him from the inherent dangers of the big city. Go Clayton! Maybe you should invest in a nice Benelli Nova pump in case some of the threats coming your way just so happen to be of the Greenie variety. Just sayin'.
GBCH
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