Sunday, November 22, 2015

Guest Editor.

HA!


HA!  it is I, Greenie. And I rule!


I have to post today to your weak attempt at literacy.
I saw you today Bob D.  You made your way to Anderson lake and the spot you like to call The Point.  I call it sanctuary.

Sure you set a nice spread of mallard statues and a string of zombies that move when you pull on an incredibly visible string.  You even thought you could hide by sitting behind some windblown debris. First thing in the morning all my diver friends flew around and sat in your statues and me and my friends went to the place you call The Tip.  We made happy noise and flapped our wings to distract you from the minute I made my approach. That's right, it was me.  I flew right into your 'cil zone', sat down and waited for you to try to see me.  Finally you gave me the old Booglie booglie boo and I made a hasty retreat while you fired off 3 whole shots and missed me every time.  Every time!  What a chump.  At least you swore and checked your gun for straightness.  It makes me laugh which I'm sure you heard as I flew away.

After those fat bastard geese finally stopped flying right over your head repeatedly, (they know full well that you are too pussy to shoot at them cause I told them) I waited for a bit then made my move.  Yep, me again.  This time I came in from the left with one of my many many girlfriends.  You couldn't even hit me then.  My fat belly was way to big for your stupid Itrallian gun.  It's bent anyway. I flew off to join all my buddies out on the lake.  I think all the diver friends are on to you because they kept landing and flying around while you kept looking for me.  I'm way to smart for that.

I saw you take that nap and pull up all those weak looking plastic fakes.  I sent some fat geese over to smite you and then as you put your pack on and started walking out I knew it was the right time to bring all 50 or 60 of us over your head.  Go home loser!

Ha! It is I Greenie, and I RULE!



Saturday, November 21, 2015

Three Days of Hunting.



Or, "Two of Three Days We Thought Clider Had Surely Died."

Anticipation
The week long hunting trip this year was canceled due to my redirected vacation time, but that did not stop Fred G from traveling out to the great state of Idaho this year.  After all, he does most of his Greenie shooting out here and wanted to leave with a comfortable lead in the 'Expert' title department.  I picked him up at the airport with more than enough daylight for an easy trip to Anderson for an afternoon hunt.  He arrived wearing all his layers and stone sober from the flight.  Instead I took him to Cabellas, the wikki store and the grocery store and then home to sort decoys and find our guns from their summer hibernation.  Clider came over after a bike ride and we made plans for the following day. I didn't even have ice!

The Point was in order for the first day of my season and we left early so that we could set up and rebuild the blind.  Other hunters have been using our hides because water is low in other parts of the Chain Lakes so needless to say, changes had to be made.  We spent $14,680 and put out a fine spread.  The pre-shooting hour flyovers and the sheer number of ducks and geese making a racket out on the water made it seem to be a promising day. The first shooting opportunity waited until Clider took a walk to distract Peat from the fact he had nothing to retrieve.  We seem to feel it was a canvasback simply from the majestic way if floated into our spread and refused to jump up and fly away after repeatedly giving him the ole' Boogilie boogilie boo.  He swam off before Clider returned so he was skeptical.  I went like that for pretty much the rest of the day.  Clider takes a walk and scares up some ducks. Nobody shoots anything.  Peat takes a nap. Etc.


Day 2 found us going to The Blind and bringing with us the Armada of duck and goose decoys that Clider has had littering his basement for the past couple years.  He traveled in the boat with decoys while Fred, Peat and I walked out light as a feather and without a moose shell in our chambers.  We all set blocks in a random but planned fashion and then went to work on The Blind, which needed some work to blend in with the current surroundings. The most notable new thing at The Blind was the incredible volume of wet mud inside the perimeter.  It ate chair legs and boots with equal disdain. I was in the middle and sank at least 4 inches in with every sit.  It's almost amazing that shortly after shooting time I was able to jump up and blast a hen widgeon so spot on that Peat was reluctant to even retrieve it.  Less suprising is that when the first greenie came in Clider missed and Fred forgot that your safety needs to be off in order to shoot.  They then both fired at the same time and team slayed the first greenie of the year.  I owe them each $5 which I somehow forgot to pay Fred before he left.  What a dick!

Another duck was shotten but I forget by who.  I was too busy sinking into the mud while my blind mates had learned how to reline into the brush and become comfortable.  I took a walk and found an old barge that gave up some 2X8 lumber to make a bench, and then another to make a footrest. Our feet were warm for the first time all day. It cost a cool 10K for each board but it was totally worth it. The sun shone and the ducks settled into somewhere other than where we were so it was time for Clider to take a walk.  He disappeared for hours.  We decided he was dead so we called it and started to pull up blocks.  Turns out he had walked to The Point and back to randomly shoot at nothing.  We had a sammy and headed home.


Day 3 started with 2 inches of snow on the Jeep and spirits were positive for a great day just like the one years ago when the snow and wind had brought mucho patos from the sky to the grill.  The plan was to go to an all together new area but we returned to The Blind knowing full well that that was where all the birds would be going.  Less decoys and better seating greeted us at The Blind but strangely few shooting opportunities presented themselves.  It wasn't until Clider sped off in the boat that the wind picked up to gale force.  He was gone so long the only possible outcome was that he had capsized and drown so, once again, we started spinning up all the decoys and packed the blind in time for his improbable return.  A sammy in Harrison on the way home and sadly it was all over.


That night Fred G. attempted to "teach me how to fish" by learning me in the ways of making my favorite meal ever, the Sauce.  We also prepared for this lesson by drinking a bottle of Jack so it's clear that I have forgotten the process but what I won't forget it the giant winds that knocked out the power and let us finish the cooking by candle light.  Dinner and delicious wine that night with a fire blazing in the fireplace and candle light lighting the cabin was my personal favorite part of yet another great trip.  Praise Heston!














Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Cilling Time


Wed
Nov 11
Mostly Cloudy with Light Wintry Mix
45°F
Thu
Nov 12
Mostly Cloudy
41°F
Fri
Nov 13
Cloudy with Chance of Light Rain
46°F
Sat
Nov 14
Mostly Cloudy with Scattered Showers
48°F
Sun
Nov 15
Mostly Cloudy with Scattered Showers
45°F
Mon
Nov 16
Cloudy with Slight Chance of Light Wintry Mix
41°F
Tue
Nov 17
Mostly Cloudy with Chance of Light Wintry Mix
43°F
28°F
36°F
41°F
36°F
36°F
36°F
28°F
Averages
44°F/31°F
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44°F/31°F
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43°F/30°F
Averages
43°F/30°F
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42°F/30°F
Averages
42°F/30°F
Averages
41°F/29°F

I'm Back in the Game.






This is Clyde, having a smoke and getting ready to slay with his dog Copper.  Much like him I too am getting ready to slay after a long off season.  I'm writing to you today from the massive air terminal of Bradley International Airport as I sit waiting for my flight home.  I have been here in the great state of Connecticut helping my Mother with things as she recovers from chemotherapy.  You will be happy to know she is doing well and should be cancer free after only one more dose of Chernobyl Chowder.

Over the past weeks I have been a carpenter, stone mason, plumber, painter, roofer, auto detailer and most importantly, a landscaper.  I have seen enough maple leaves to last me for quite some time.  The pile I have created, the best one of three, is easily the size of an Escalade and might be visible from space.  I was very happy to be able to help and get her set for the winter months that are quickly approaching the Eastern seaboard.  But now I'm coming home.  It's time to Cil.

The 'Expert' title seems to be up for grabs even after my absence.  I thought for sure that I would be playing catch up because all the other Western chapter members have had weeks to go hunt and pad their duck totals before I even had a chance to dig my waders out of storage,  I don't even have a license yet.  But it turns out that nobody wants to shoot a Greenie.  I spoke with Clider and it seems he's more interested in riding bicycles than shooting.  Fred G claims that there is no water and Cliffy is too busy having birthdays to hunt.  Well watch out suckers,  Bob D. is back!

Look at my Grandfather standing there, gloves on, boots all laced up, license on his cap and ready to slay.  I'm sure if picture resolution had been invented yet we would be able to see a glint of anticipation in his eyes.  The knowledge that today might be the best day of hunting ever.  That's me right now, knowing that in a few short days I too will be out hunting and having possibly the best day I can, reclaiming what is rightfully mine, the title of 'Expert'.
GBCH


Monday, November 09, 2015

Day One PDX a Comedy




I really thought that I was prepared for this day.  I checked to see if it was a cilling day because usually right after the opening they close it down for about 4 days or so to let the smoke clear I guess.  It was.  Today was the first day right after the closing and if I was to go hunting on Monday like I planned I would have been poaching.
Running around my house like a chicken with its head cut off. I packed my blocks the night before, check, got my headlamp out and made sure it worked, check. Shells, check.  Waders and boots ready, check.  Next morning. Couldn't find my headlamp in the morning, found another one but batteries are dead, find new batteries.  Wikki bottle not filled, only had 1/3 of a bottle.  Start the truck all nice and early to defrost  pull it up to the end of the driveway so that I don't disturb the neighbors with Lisa's big voice.  Jump into truck ready to hit the road and I'm doing that mental checklist thing.  Check, check, check, gun? damn! almost took off without the Benelli.  Opening bell sounds off at a respectable 6:30 but the gate at the park doesn't open until 6:00.  So I'm on the road at 5:35 should get me to the gate on time.  I'm four exits away from the turn off and Lisa's headlights start blinking, not in a steady way but on and off like people in front of me must be wondering why am I flashing my headlights on and off.  Do I turn around and go back home I think?  I figure that I'm closer to the hunting spot than I am to home, so I go on.  Get to the exit and the lights turn off for good, luckily it's close to 6:00 and visibility is okay.  Pull into the spot and of course I am the only one there.  I park and I smell something burning, oh great I just drove all the way there  with the parking brake on!

Cilling time is in a half hour which is aboot how long it takes to get out there.  I haul ass out there and find that the water level has not gone up any but there are more standing water pools due to the recent deluge.  Find some huntable water but there is not really any time to build a blind.  I find a nice size bush with some tall grass around it and hunker down next to it and I have to admit I was looking pretty good.
My negative outlook of the day was not helping my mindset.  No water equals no ducks.  Right?  It's the Old New Spot Beginning of the year it can't be good.  After an hour or so a merganser flies through, then through again.  Hen mallard wants me badly, but I'm not there for her.  She too tries to die again but I'm not falling for it.  Overcast skies and a slight wind.  Three greenies fly in wanting me, right through my meek spread of 6 blocks.  Maybe I chalk it up to first day jitters but I give them the ole "come back" call while they are coming in.  Makes them flare and they are gone.  They did make another fly by but high up.  So what do I take from this?  Nothing.  Hunting season starts next week in Idaho.  Me and Clider are going to cill it.  Then I'll die in the boat, probably.




Wednesday, November 04, 2015

Scouting the Old Old Spot and More

At the Old Spot blind looking towards King Day Cillin Spot





At the Point looking towards the Old New Spot
Today I packed up and decided to go scout the hunting spots before hunting season starts.  After having a really dry summer I knew there would not be too much water and that is exactly what I found.  As you can see from the pictures water is nonexistent.  I hiked all the way around the point and down to the Old New Spot.  To tell you the truth I was pretty excited to make my way down there haven't being down there in several years.  Water all along the way was scarce, no water close enough to shore to build a blind, or because the water was so low that what their was got really deep really fast.  I made it down to the Old New Spot and it has grown into possibly fantastic hunting spot depending the time of the year.  After scouting there I make my way back and cut up through the berm towards the "hatch" area.  Would you believe it! they removed the "hatch" and now the is a potential river, that is now dry, maybe being huntable.  I time the walk back to the truck and from the Old New Spot it was 40 minutes.   Not too bad? (don't forget that would be after partaking in some wikki and such)


Looking back at the Old Old Spot


"Hatch" area





Tuesday, November 03, 2015

Happy Birthday Cliffy


40 and So Much Wiser.



Monday, October 26, 2015


Idaho Check In



Every time I go hunting I learn something, or I should have learned something but am too stupid to realize what the lesson was.  

Opening day was going to be glorious, I did my due diligence and scouted the day before.  I had a boat blind and could head out on Round Lake, which was flooded with wigeon and hunt where the others couldn't or wouldn't.  I scouted all of the lakes but Round was by far the most promising.

I woke up a 3am and was at the ramp two hours before shooting, with a ten minute boat ride it left me with plenty of time to set up in the rice.  I did not however bank on all of the parking being full, apparently Rocky showed up at 1:30 and there were already four boats out.    I cut my loses and headed to Anderson, I saw a few mallards and geese there the day before.  

Only one truck in the lot, it was a good omen.  There were however headlamps that would turn on only as I closed in on each spot.  The Point, Full, The Blind, Full, the reeds way down at the end, also full.  I resorted to the only other place that I had seen ducks on my scouting trip, the little cove on the south side of the lake.  I set out my spread and still had a cozy 20 minutes before shooting.  The blind was up and I was ready to slay.  In the early light I had a few very small divers come in but I was waiting for greenie, things were looking great..

This is where the lesson part should have happened, Bob D would have picked it out immediately.  The sun was up now and I could finally see a little.  While my blind completely hid Peat and I inside, it didn't actually look like anything around it.  After seeing a few pictures of people shooting limits behind some of the most obvious looking blinds in history, I had convinced myself that simply being out of sight was enough.  That being said, I spent all of opening morning watching mallards, wigeon and geese land short of shootable range.  

I fired off two shots throughout the day and left empty handed, for it is better to have shotten and missed than to have never shotten at all.  I saw on facebook that a few locals shot 35 birds in 35 minutes on Round, well they didn't get to sit in a badass boat blind and I did.


Nothing to see here.
Peat has his own door, the only one on the boat.


I headed out again on Monday, no scouting, but I could finally hunt that rice area at Round Lake because everyone would be at work.  My buddy Nick came out with me, you may remember him from a post last year.  Maybe I didn't post, but rest assured that he did go out.  We motored out and set up in the thick stuff, the blind was up and the flight was on.  Piles of birds headed out, but nobody gave us a look.  We spent the rest of the morning experimenting and moving around, but to no avail.  

Two fools.

With the front of the blind down and the motor up, it still looks awesome.

Slow day.

So my experiences thus far had led me to one conclusion.  The local ducks wanted nothing to do with decoys, and were sticking to open water.  Everyone else must be sky blasting and my blind was still awesome.  I headed out on Anderson and nestled the boat against some pilings near the east end.  I had a great looking spread, wind at my back, motion in the decoys.  Things were looking up.  I didn't see nearly as many ducks, but the result was 100% the same.  Nothing would fly by, nothing would flare, nothing would get close enough to flare.

So after another very slow, cold morning, I pulled my blocks and headed to the shore.  I set up in some cat tails and put out a small spread of about a dozen blocks.  It was clear skies and warm now, but there was a little wind.  The ducks had stopped flying, except for very occasionally.  I settled in for what was going to be a good nap.  Suddenly I had trio of wigeon blowing through my spread and using the sun as cover as they dodged my misplaced shots.   The first decoying birds of the season!

After a few looks from mallards, a drake wigeon dive bombed the spread, I used my fully automatic duck gun and dropped him stone cold with a single shot.  Peat made the retrieve and I realized a lesson that was part of my original introduction to duck hunting.  Make your blind look like everything around it.... Bob D.

I hung around for another hour and had a single large greenie land just to the left of my spread and swim off.  A few minutes later a huge float plane landed in front of my spread and skimmed along the lake for awhile before heading off again..  My spread was really working now, man nor beast could tell I was there.


Peat, wishing that was a tennis ball.



Thursday, October 08, 2015

Pile Em' High


"Well, this is the .44 Magnum Auto-Mag and it hold a 300-grain cartridge. And, if properly used, it can remove the fingerprints."
I got myself an auto loading duck murdering machine, and a new shotgun.  You haven't lived until you've bought a firearm from a stranger on Facebook.  $300 and some vigorous cleaning= living large.


Friday, September 25, 2015

Well Over a Quarter Million Already Spent This Year.


A couple days ago I had an extra $2 in my pocket.  Rather than save it for a rainy day I did the only sensible thing I could, I bought a Power-ball Ticket.  Fast forward to yesterday. Secure in the knowledge that I must have won the 236 million dollar jackpot Clider and I headed out to build some blinds.



The first stop was at 'The Blind' on Anderson.  Water levels here are down quite a bit in our neighborhood but only slightly lower as you get closer to the lake.  All the old stakes and blind cover had been blown away from 'The Blind' but I was happy to see that water levels are good enough to support a new hide being built.  Clider spent a lot of time creating a path towards the bike trail and in the process cut down tons of cover material. I strung the new stakes and sank backdrop cover into the ground.  We then did a preliminary camo on the new shape of the new 'The Blind' and made it ready for an opening day grassing and cat-tailing.  While we were busy sweating and spending $187,692 on this part of the lake Peat did absolutely nothing, no wonder he's such a fat slob.



At this time I must mention that as Clider and I cruised by boat to the pylons, and over to 'The Other Side' to get a look around at possibilities, I was not wearing a life jacket.  I did not die.



We docked at 'The Point' and I was amazed by what I saw.  Normally it's all grown in with grasses and cover and all you need to do until the first hard freeze is cut out a nice spot and make room for chairs.  This year our lack of rain and high heat meant that nothing really grew on land.  What did grow was tons of new marsh grass in the bay to the left.  If I was a duck that's where I'd want to be.  In fact the only Greenies we saw were back in the reeds near a spot that Clider has been itching to boat hunt in. Again we spruced up 'The Point' to the tune of $76,268 and made it ready to go.  Peat did some fine retrieving drills and we made it back in time for me to fall asleep in my chair watching the Giants beat up on the hapless Redskins.



 GBCH

Monday, September 21, 2015

Friday, September 18, 2015

Well There It Is!

Regular readers of this blog will remember many years ago when the whole 'Betty' series of vehicles started with the Ole' Black Betty.  A 1986 Ford Bronco II that I traded a ham sandwich and a 12 pack of Budweiser for.  She was a good old truck that brought us to Sauvies Island in the middle of Arctic Blast 08 (?) despite her 2wd capabilities and lack of power or functioning transmission. She started a long line of Betty's.  Black, White, Red, Red again, Camo Green & white and finally Brown.  As you know Brown Betty has gone on to do great things at 8MPG without me.  So, with money in my pocket it was time to spend, and spend big. May I introduce to you......... New Black Betty!

For years I have been attempting to get Fred G to buy the perfect vehicle that could replace Lisa.  Not that Lisa needs to be replaced but I grow tired of hearing about how he never drives her, worries about getting home after hunting and can not use her as a daily driver due to her thirst at the pump.  "Fred G, I say, buy a Jeep Grand Cherokee. It is perfect for your stylie life as a city duck hunter.  Easy to park, luxurious, nice stereo, comfortable and good lookin' just like you"  He never does.

So I did.
Fresh with dollars from the sale of Brown Betty I immediately turned and burned into this. A 2000 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited with the ultra reliable I6 engine and full-time all wheel drive. It only took me 15 minutes to make the decision, and 8 days at my mechanic to get her ready to go.  I spent today 'Biffing the crumbler' and this is what you see.  Despite the convict spotter headlight, non working sunroof, half a heated drivers seat, noisy aftermarket exhaust and a rip or two in the interior she is good to go.  Even got a thumbs up from my Sweetie. She likes it so much she decided that it may be hers.  Awesome!

Now before you go saying "Bob D, doesn't Clider already have an all black SUV with a boat hitch and a Ducks Unlimited sticker on the back window?" let me remind you that this is a Jeep.  Merican! Made by Merican's and driven by a once and former 'Expert' unlike Clider.  Nothing personal but he is sure to die soon.  Have you seen those pods on his boat?

GBCH





Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Whoa.... I was Just Getting Warmed Up!




Being that Clider refuses to post any information relating to the pods he has installed on his boat, I will be forced to do it for him.  It goes like this....

"Hello better duck hunters than me!  I recently got me some new pods for the boat that I keep trying to get Bob D. to perish in.  He's a huge pansy when it comes to riding exceptionally close to the water line in the frigid and deadly waters of the Idaho rivers and lakes we hunt.  Also, knowing full well that I want to bring along way more decoys and gear than necessary, and my fat bloated dog, I knew that some pods were in order.


Well here they are.  I had them welded up by a guy who has never done this before and after a couple trips to the lake and then back to the welder I have to believe that they are watertight.  After all what could possible go wrong?  They hold the weight of my sandwhich and a paper plate with ease..........



It seems as I was composing this post that Clider was composing his.  A day late and $70,000 short.  I have to apologize for my miscalculation.

I'm sorry.

Please disregard this post and read the one below for the correct information about the upcoming way that Clider will drown.

GBCH

Pre-Season


The Idaho Chapter is hard at work preparing for the impending onslaught of rapey green headed mallards.  Peat has been on a ration controled diet to deal with his morbid obesity, and has been honing his retrieving and swimming skills with frequent backyard and lake training sessions.  Otis managed to knock a forest grouse out of the air with his single shot .410 the other day, Peat went out for the retrieve with the most enthusiasm he has ever exhibited for a non tennis ball target.


Best looking member of the Idaho Chapter
 The boat floats a little higher in the water with the new addition of pods.  These probably won't break off in the middle of winter leaving massive holes in the back of the boat, sending it's occupants to certain death.  The two wires I have been rubbing together to start the engine have been replaced with a waterproof, hard mounted switch.  New battery cables, front grab handles, blind mounts, waterproof light quick connections, grass mats for the blind, and a little paint are all in the works in the upcoming weeks.
Peat gets the ladies with his good looks.


The boat is registered, the hunting license is in hand, and the Duck Stamp is paid for and on the way. 







Wednesday, September 09, 2015

It Must Be Time For Another.

Goodbye to the Ole' Brown Betty!

Hello next money pit vehicle!

Today I sold off my old truck to some kid from Pinehurst that needed a truck to go to work.  Hope he makes lots of money to afford the gas that he is sure to buy at a stunning 8mpg.  Sure, the old truck ran well, always started, hauled anything I put in it, was yet another custom H7HT creation and brought me to The Point multiple times with the capacity to bring home the hundreds, if not thousands of Greenies I shotten. But times have changed.

Do I have the 'Crazy Eye'?
Many of you know I will not be hunting for the first month of duck season so I can go back East and help my Mother through some tough times.  The gutters need cleaning and the yard needs to be raked. She also is getting some chemotherapy. The good news is that we are all positive that she will come through this well and be her old self in no time.  And that means with me out of the picture the competition for 'The Expert' title is up for grabs by anyone with access to a truck, boat and a gun.

Hey, that could be you!

But it's not me.  Not yet anyway.  Now that I am flush with tons of cash there is only one thing to do, and that's to find another hunting rig.  I'm thinking Jeep. And I start the search tomorrow. Rest assured that you will hear aboot it first right here in this very blog.  If past experience is any indication of how long it takes me to make a harebrained decision on another bad vehicular conveyance then stay tuned.......
It may be tomorrow.
GBCH


Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Not Just For Kellogg…




The Largest Mine in New England was in Cheshire. Who knew?

What lies beneath? That's what worries Cheshire resident Mary Vosburgh.
A good-sized chunk of her backyard is being swallowed up by something that has already gobbled up truckloads of fill, dozens of old tires, a few old automobiles and even a children's swing set. In 1978, it took a bite out of Sheridan Drive, a street perpendicular to Mary's, which collapsed 20 feet overnight, curb to curb. In 1994, it drank up a stream. So worried is Mary that she plans to fence off the sinking section of her already fenced yard. Otherwise, her inquisitive, hole-digging terrier, Kimba, may become the next morsel.

Welcome to Cheshire, home of New England's deepest underground mines. Beneath the residential neighborhoods of Peck Mountain and Jinny Hill is a honeycomb of abandoned mine shafts, prospecting pits, tunnels and partially dug veins of barite, an unusually heavy, soft, snow-white mineral that, when crushed, resembles powdered sugar. Mixed with the barite are fragments of maroon sandstone, coatings of agate-like quartz and the greenish-blue tinge of copper, all of which fill giant fractures that once steamed with geothermal fluids and rumbled with seismic activity. For more than 50 years (1813-78), Yankee laborers and an imported colony of more than 200 miners from Cornwall, England, worked underground like so many elves. In that dimly lit local version of Middle Earth, they used pickaxes to hammer out the soft, beautiful ore; chains to hoist it up through vertical shafts; narrow-gauge tramways to move it to mine portals; sledges to crush it; oxcarts to haul it west to the Farmington Canal; barges to float it to New Haven for processing; and railroads to ship it to New York City. There, the ore was used to thicken the white paint still covering so many early American homes.
Written descriptions, especially those by long-time mining superintendent J. Lanyon and a consultant from Germany, Hermann Credner, indicate that the deepest shafts extended more than 600 feet, and that more than four miles of passageways lie beneath the otherwise pleasant town of Cheshire. These astonishing estimates make sense when one takes a closer look at the miles of nearby stone walls, many of which were built using leftover blocks of the polychrome ore that weren't rich enough to break apart.
The Cheshire barite mines were abandoned long before the present era of mine safety and environmental regulation. Hence, the abandoned shafts and tunnels were never filled; their supporting timbers having long since rotted away. As the tunnels cave downward, the voids migrate upward, until they reach the surface and begin to swallow soil, one clump at a time, and surface streams that can now be heard (but not seen) trickling in the blackness. Water that entered the ground fresh seeps out somewhere else as mine drainage. Debris dumped in to fill the empty spaces slowly compacts and decomposes, reactivating the subsidence until more fill is needed, again and again.
The collapse is not completely random. Instead, it follows quasi-linear paths parallel to the mined-out veins and horizontal shafts below. One of these paths crosses an old basketball court in Mary's backyard, where the asphalt outlines a miniature rift valley 14 feet wide. Her neighbors tell of other strange tales: of sunken oak trees without visible roots; toppled cedars where surviving limbs became trunks; dank underground passageways complete with rotted door frames; a sequence of sinkholes opening like a zipper from east to west; random pits into which long poles can be inserted without touching bottom; an aboveground swimming pool built over a mine shaft, its water poised to flush down the drain should the earth decide to move abruptly.
Welcome to Cheshire, where town officials don't advertise their unique claim to fame. Mary grew up and went to public school in Cheshire, yet claims to have heard nothing about the town's colorful mining history in her social studies and science classes. After moving to Florida, she returned to buy a house on a lot that soon began to cave in. Rightfully, she wants to know why she wasn't informed about the potential for mine collapse by the town, the bank or the previous owner, especially since her lot lies on a line of sinkholes mapped by a now-defunct engineering consultant to the town. As a matter of public policy, Mary believes that everyone should be made aware of what is mostly an expensive annoyance, but one that is fully capable of swallowing an unsuspecting child.
What's needed is some sort of a ``homeland security'' act for Cheshire residents, one that would map out the abandoned mine workings, determine site-specific threats to safety and property, and put safeguards in place. Otherwise, the fates of residents will be left to chance encounters, to surface failures and drainage changes in places where people live and play, and where their underground utilities -- sewer, electricity, fuel lines -- are buried.
A good start would be to find the almost legendary map of the underground workings, which likely lies in someone's attic or engineering archive. Next would be a spelunking expedition to explore Cheshire's manmade caves.
There is a poignant irony in all this. During Mary's 11 years in Florida, she had reason to worry about sinkholes, a chronic and heavily regulated environmental problem in that soluble-limestone terrain. Moving back, she breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that she was returning to New England's ancient hard-rock terrain. Imagine her chagrin when sinkholes began to take her property down the drain. Imagine her outrage.


Sunday, August 16, 2015

Taking Applications


The Hoy 7 Hunting Team is now taking applications for the 2015-2016 hunting season. If interested please contact Fred G.


Are you employed?

What is The Hoy 7 Hunting Team motto?

Do you own a hunting vehicle?

Do you own your own gun?

Do you have a current hunting license?

Do you own a boat?

Do you own a RV?

Do you have snow shoes?

Whats you favorite wikki? do you enjoy it at 6:30 am?

Can you recognize species of ducks other than the Greenie?

Who is the Best Hunter EVER?

What are your days off? 





Tuesday, August 11, 2015

To the 2 best hunters of the Oregon Chapter




                                             HAPPY BIRTHDAY!




Portland Huntng Trip

I just wanted to say Happy Birthday to the Expert and put a couple of pictures up from the last time I saw him.  He was doing what he loved, washing his truck while Peat and I helped install his new rugs and Bob did nothing useful. The hunting in Portland was great too, pintails everywhere.  Much easier than Idaho.